I Want 3 Rounds Of S*x From My Husband – Lagos Housewife

Not a joking sturv! A house wife named Afusat has cried out over her husband named Aminu Mohammed Simpa who has the dexterity of a capable man but is “not strong enough” to satisfy her in the bedroom.

His inability has affected the peace they once enjoyed in their house. The wife is very angry…
According to The Sun, for over 13 years, the 51-year-old indigene of Kogi State has not gone more than one round of s*x with his wife, Afusat, a constant cause of quarrel in the middle of the night.

S*x is now a luxury for them. Anytime they are going to have it, they have to plan it. The wife would have to inform the husband beforehand so that he would not stress himself during the day. At the end of all preparations, Simpa will still not go more than one round.

This has led to the serious wahala. Afusat, 44, complains of not getting satisfaction ev­ery time they make love. As a woman, she told The Sun, she expects at least three rounds of s*x from her husband.

“I expect my husband to be able to take me to orgasm whenever I wish to make love to him. But no, that is not the case; instead he would stop at one round breathing as if he just climbed a mountain. It is unac­ceptable. But I understand his predicament,” Afusat stated.

Trouble started for the father of four when he had accident while on duty at Glaxosmith­kline, Ilupeju Lagos. He was injured above his pelvis and was operated upon. The operation affected him as a man.

How I became partially impotent
Narrating his ordeal, Simpa, recalled how he went to work in May 2003 on morning shift as a security officer with his for­mer employer.

“That day, I was on morning shift, to close work around 2pm. My supervisor, Mr. Wilson Oyedele, who was on afternoon shift that day de­layed me and asked me to work with the people on afternoon shift because there were few people working on afternoon shift”, he stated.

“I was told to work from 2pm and close by 5pm,” he contin­ued, adding “that day loading started around 5pm and the gate to the warehouse was faulty to the extent that we used plank to suspend it when we open and close it. I was in a hurry to go home because I did not inform my family that I would be com­ing back late from work. The boy offloading was too slow for my liking so I went to assist him, in the process I was hit by the bad gate.”

His frustration
Simpa is in pain. He is not only suffering from his inability to satisfy his wife but also from how a company he worked for, for 15 years treated him after he sustained the injury. He was taken care of by the company during his stay in the hospital but was laid off some months later because he asked for com­pensation.

“In a place of work when an employee gets injured, they compensate them , but they did not do that, I wrote a letter to management while I was work­ing there but my supervisor said that I am still working with them and I want them to com­pensate me. He told them to put my name in the retrenchment list in 2005

“When I went back to work on the 20th of June, after four months they released the re­trenchment list and told me that my service was no longer needed, I went to meet them and they said that they wanted to reduce the number of staff.”

Simpa said effort to get the hospital remove the iron at­tached to his body has been futile since the hospital has not had any communication from Glaxosmithkline to commence treatment on him. Therefore, he resorted to taking painkillers and self-medication to survive while waiting for the company.

“I have been to hospital but they refused to treat me. Even the human resource officer that no longer works there told me that if I am not given a letter, I would not be treated. I even went to meet the doctor that op­erated on me at LUTH, but he told me to pay N5,000 before he would attend to me or recom­mend drugs that I would take. What I have been doing since then is to engage in one job or another then use the money to buy Ampiclox , Vitamin C, Pan­adol and pain relieving dru

The List Of Nigerian Universities Currently On Strike Or Closed Indefinitely

It really saddens my heart when I look at the way our education system is being run in this part of the world.

Most of our higher institutions are currently on strike or closed indefinitely due to one reason or the other, to me corruption has really eaten down the roots of our system, why would our citadel of learning be the bedrock of fund mismanagement and embezzlement, why would a journey of 4 years turn to 6 years?

it seems our leaders can’t practice what they preach.

Below are the list of schools I know are currently on strike:-

♦ Kogi State University

♦ Obafemi Awolowo University

♦ Ladoke Akintola University

* Adekunle Ajasin University

This are the few universities I know, I strongly stand with my fellow students in their struggle. Together let’s use the social media to raise our voice of discomfort and pain loud for them to hear our cry.

Open up our schools and stop wasting our youthful age.

Support the trend #reopenourschools.

Nollywood Directors Decalare War Against Soft-P**n Movies

Worried by the alarming rate at which soft-p**n movies are uploaded indiscriminately on Youtube and other social media platforms in recent times, creating a serious negative impression about the country’s movie industry, some aggrieved directors have come together to stem the tide.

To arrest the ugly trend, the directors under the aegis of Nollywood Crusader Directors in a statement made available to HVP, and signed on their behalf by actor Charles Awurum and founder of Igbo film forum, comrade Eze Harris Chuma, have threatened henceforth to slam a ban on actors and actresses who feature in any s3x Internet movie.

“We have also agreed not to employ the services of the actors in any movie they are directing,” they said.

They have also called on parents to always monitor the Internet to see what their wards are doing in the name of acting.

“This is everybody’s fight. Many innocent young girls are being tricked or forced into accepting to act the indecent roles and some because of their innocence, childish brain, and hunger to become movie stars, willingly accept the roles, and even pay for it with their bodies or money. Those that have not gotten to the age of reasoning are the ones we cry for. Those above 20 years can go ahead and act their blue movies, if that is what they have agreed with their parents. They cannot be used by any concerned Nollywood Crusader directors.

“This is not in our culture, and it is not our tradition. Parents should be careful of what their children are using there phones to watch. At 4 years, most of our children have started to operate phones very well, even more than some adults. We are talking today, for the sake of tomorrow. This young actors will be mothers and fathers tomorrow, they will sit and watch the shameful acts of their parents, years past,” the statement reads. According to Eze Chuma, the group’s task force will be working with the Nigeria Police to ensure that the perpetrators are arrested and brought to book. “ Any actor or actress caught in the act will be isolated and punished accordingly,” Chuma warned.

FG Uncovers N5.7b Fraud In Civil Servants’ Payroll

The Presidential Initiative on Continuous Audit has found discrepancies in the payroll of the Federal Government’s Ministries, Agencies and Departments to the tune of N5.7 billion monthly.

The Head of the Continuous Audit Team, Mr Mohammed Dikwa, made this known in an interview with newsmen on Friday in Kano on the sideline of the two-day National Revenue Retreat, organised by the Ministry of Finance.

He said that the amount was the true state of their findings as at June 30, 2016, and as a result the federal government had been saved from paying that amount monthly.

President Buhari had early this year set up the Continuous Audit Team to look into the finance of Federal Government’s Ministries, Departments and Agencies.

This is meant to address issue of ghost workers, over payment of allowances, fraud and embezzlement in MDAs.

“The Continuous Audit Team plans to conduct regular checks on the control and risk assessment of MDAs. We look at the records that are being kept to ensure transparency and accountability of the financial transactions carried over time.

“In terms of ghost workers, we have found about 43,000 ghost workers so far and as at May 30, we had N4.2 billion that is saved on a monthly basis.

“But as at June, 30, we were able to make more recoveries of N2.2 billion which has led to an additional savings of N6.4 billion monthly,” he said.

Dikwa said that more savings would be made when the team succeeds in capturing all the Federal Govenment’s MDA into the Integrated Payroll and Personnel Information System (IPPIS).

“The IPPIS platform is only having 20 per cent of the MDAs of the Federal Government on board. This means that about 80 per cent of MDAs are still outside the IPPIS platform.

“And it is important that they are all captured because our system of approach in conducting the continuous audit is automated.

“We get those on the IPPIS platform and match them with their Bank Verification Numbers and see who is collecting two salaries at the same time.

“We also check if there is any money being paid into individual accounts that is way above what he or she should be getting as allowances and salaries,” he said.

Dikwa said the team had a long way to go as it had only covered 20 percent of its workload.

He said that all suspected cases of ghost workers and other acts were being forwarded to the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission to ensure recoveries.

Dikwa said also that the team had succeeded in reducing the personnel cost of the federal government from N150 billion monthly in January, to N142 billion per month as at June 2016.

“This drastic reduction in personnel cost will continue as the Continuous Audit Team maintains its continuous visitations to all MDAs.

“It is expected that by Dec 31, over N100 billion will be reduced from the budgeted personnel cost of the 2016 year.

Woman Turns Into Snake During S*x With Lover In Eket Hotel, Akwa Ibom

A strange sight was witnessed in Akwa Ibom State where a woman allegedly turned into a snake during s*x with her lover in a hotel.

The story of how a woman turned into a snake while having s*x with a man inside a hotel room in Eket, Akwa Ibom State, may sound strange and rather out of this world, but a journalist based in the state, Chris Udoh, swore that it happened in real life and he was a witness to it.

According to what he reported, the middle-aged man had taken the lady he met along a road in the town, to a hotel to have s*x with her in the hotel but he met the shock of his life when the woman allegedly turned into a mammoth reptile.

Read Udoh’s story here:
“The incident took place on Friday when the man took the lady to a three Star hotel in Eket metropolis (name of hotel withheld).

The man checked in with the light complexion woman apparently in her mid-thirties to have a nice time but it turned out to be his worse nightmare.

Upon arriving the hotel, the pair sat at the bush bar and ordered for fresh fish pepper soup. According to the man, the lady opted for just drinks as she told him that she doesn’t eat sea foods. Instead, she opted for a bottle of red wine.

After having few bottles of drinks, the couple retired to their room. While in there, the man said he observed that she took so much time in the rest room which warranted him to knock on the door frequently, but she kept answering that she will soon be through.

According to the man, when she finally came out, she told him not to touch her head while they made love, telling him that she had a severe headache and suggested that the red wine may have caused it.

The man said that when they started having s*x, the lady started wriggling her body on the bed like a snake but he admitted that he didn’t give serious thought to it ‘as he was enjoying the action.’

The man who is in his mid-forties, said as soon as he had his orgasm and got up from her body, he noticed that her entire body was fast changing to a snake.

He said he was overwhelmed by fear and jumped out of the room Unclad and raised an alarm which attracted both the hotel managers and others patrons to rush to his room.

When the management of the hotel made their way into the room, the lady was still half snake and half human, wriggling on the bed, but the hotel manager quickly rushed out to inform the police.”

“They fastened the lock on the door of the room and instructed every one to keep off. Upon return, the lady had disappeared.

The management handed over the man who brought the lady to their facility to the police from the Ukwa Police Division.”

[Music]_Simi x D-Truce – Live Your Dream

X3M Music is proud and will always be proud to present ‘Simi x D-Truce’ On this amazing track titled “Live Your Dream”.

Live Your Dream is a song which passes across a strong and good message to everyone including you and me!. The prolific Afro Pop artist, SIMI, along side with D-Truce Who is a young, exceptional and talented act who has been carving a niche for himself in the music scene/Industry for a while.

He seems ready to take it
up a notch.
“If you can’t believe in miracles, then believe in yourself. When you want something bad enough, let that drive push you to make it happen. Sometimes you’ll run into brick walls that are put there to test you. Find a way around them and stay focused and well minded on your dream. Where there’s a will, there’s a way.”
With everything that’s going on in the world, it can sometimes be a bit difficult to keep your head up and stay positive and real. Luckily, The song will help in raising your spirits and keeping you always dream for the better days.
Expect more quality music from Simi and D-Truce.
The song is also sure going to inspire you. With the catchy lyrics perfected for your listening Pleasure.
Enjoy below!

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[Music]_Poe x Mojeed x Tesh Carter x SDC (Show Dem Camp) x Saeon x Spax – I Want U

Poe, Mojeed, Tesh Carter, SDC (Show Dem Camp), Saeon & Spax team up for this heavy tune collaboration titled “I Want U” produced by Spax.

Blast,Download and Share Your Thoughts via Infobaze360 below!
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So Sad! UNILAG Final Year Student Dies In Hostel

A final year student of the department of Estate Management at the University of Lagos, Odusami Bayo, died last Friday July 8th, just after playing football with some of his friends at Biobaku hostel, where he resides.

Bayo who is said to be one of the leading students in his class, had complained he was having a serious headache during the football match. He stopped and decided to rest a little. The pain however continued.
As friends were making inquiries into his sudden ill health, Bayo slumped. He was rushed to the school’s medical center where he was confirmed dead.

His remains have been deposited at the Lagos University Teaching Hospital LUTH, Idi-Araba. May his soul rest in pace (Amen)

[Music]_Samklef – “Shokolokobangoshe” (Remix) ft. Cynthia Morgan X Ichaba

Kleff Sounds cooks out the remix to samklef hit titled “Shokolokobangoshe” which collaborates Northside Inc. star girl, Cynthia Morgan and new school kid, Ichaba.
Keep calm and blast on it.
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